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Johnny Padilla

Small meat with big feet who is a baller
by WHITEMANS November 6, 2019
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Long Johnny

Damn, did you see that guys (my) long johnny? I wish he'd let me suck it and ride it all night long
by Mattlarrystitt April 9, 2017
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Little-Miss-Johnny-Mary

A rude name Larley uses.
Hey Little-Miss-Johnny-Mary.
by ThisIsNotJP August 23, 2019
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Johnny Watson

The act of using your own semen as lubricant in order to stimulate the prostate digitally.
Guy 1: Dude I got so fucked up the other night, I ended up giving myself a Johnny Watson.
Guy 2: Man you really need to slow down on the meth hey...
by Rtomo July 29, 2018
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Johnny mustang

Anybody who drives a Ford Mustang, especially one who shows it off.
Oh look, here comes Johnny Mustang up on the left.
by jay gee November 27, 2020
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Johnny Depped

To have the tip of your finger sliced off
Billy was gonna bartend this weekend, but he got Johnny Depped with a steak knife. I don't think he's gonna make it in.
by RicoSloppay May 12, 2022
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Johnny

A very wacky man who murders.
guy 1 : Yo, have you heard about that one murderer?
guy 2 : You mean Johnny?
guy 1 : Yeah, the guy is wacky.
guy 2 : I agree.
Both of them were murdered after that.
by DaisyJoey June 22, 2022
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