surprise muffin

When you go to perform fellatio on someone and there is a particularly surprising amount of pubic hair.

Sarah met a guy on Friday night with no hair on his arms or legs, but when she went to give him a blowjob he had a Surprise Muffin.

by Yep_checks-out August 6, 2018

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Muffin Shorts

When someone wears shorts that create a monstrous muffin top on the wearer.

Hey Julie, you really should take off those muffin shorts.

by goddessorie February 10, 2009

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Muffin bite

It's when one person does the butter churner sex position but instead the second person eats out there booty and/or pussy.

Babe can you muffin bite me tonight?

by Capm28 May 3, 2021

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crod muffin

When a girl sits on a boys face

Thandi crod muffined Lewis

by Beast1111 May 11, 2017

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Pertaining to a theoretically mentally disabled girl, who is not actually diagnosed with a mental disorder, but acts like it, whom cannot for whatever reason obtain a license, and who might run into something oblivious while driving without a license. i.e. a garage.

That girl is such a stoop-muffin, I wonder what happened to her.

ME: Wow, did you see that car crash?
Person: No??
ME: Thats because she crashed into a garage... what a stoop-muffin..

by BaaaxerLips101 April 20, 2009

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