muffin stapler

When a woman with a muffin top get her rolls glued together with Sperm.

Dude I gave that chick the muffin stapler

by Element114 January 29, 2015

boner muffin

When you have a boner, and it's sticking out of the top of your pants. It looks like a muffin, so it is also known as a boner muffin.

Damn man, i was sitting in class today and the girl next to me saw my boner muffin sticking out of my pants, i think she liked it.

by SchmiddyMaster May 12, 2016

party muffins

a single-serving cake (muffin) with frosting, as if decorated for a party

Yo we should get some of those party muffins for your birthday!
You mean cupcakes?
You know what I mean!

by jnmtx November 25, 2017

Gruffin-Muffin

While Gruff is a hater or group of haters, a gruffin-muffin is a delightful post fight reward. Also known as hate sex, post fight coitus, or an angry lay.

His favourite way to make up after a fight is to get some gruffin-muffin. /or/ The gruffin-muffin inevitably made them more cheersighted.

by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023

Warm Muffin

Someone extremely attractive

Look at how cute that warm muffin over there

by Warm Muffin April 14, 2015

Ciaran’s muffins

Ciaran’s muffins comes from a folk tale about a boy named Ciaran who made the shittest muffins physically possible and killed people by giving it to them. Ciaran’s muffins is a way to describe something that is terrible and awful

My god, that baby tasted like Ciaran’s muffins.

by Choud Boy April 2, 2019

egglish muffin

a muffin sandwich containing eggs with or without additional ingredients eg. ham, cheese, bacon.

cheese egglish muffin

by rrocket_man September 7, 2010