March 12th

The day the queens/kings were born

Person:“Omg it’s March 12th!”
Person2:”the days queens/kings were born”

by Fybutfm November 7, 2021

March 9

March 9 the day you give ur spouse a hickey

March 9 do it or else your spouse dies don't tell mommy tho

by IfellinlovewithaEmogurl860 March 8, 2022

March 8

Is when a bad bitch and a fine ass bitch born

A bad bitch was born on March 8

by Diamondj639 November 23, 2021

March 29th

the most stupid ignorant annoying ass bitch was born this day. if you were born this day you annoy everyone your around and everyone hates you.:)

“when’s your birthday?”
“March 29th”
*punches in the face*

by anonymouslydisdik March 29, 2023

No Murder March

'No Murder March' is when in the month of March you have to hold back your urges and commit no heinous crimes of murder.

Jim: "Bro have you seen Harold recently? I think he went missing"
Harold: "Sorry there brother I failed 'No Murder March' my bad!"
Jim: "You fail every year!!!"

by ParkingMeter02 November 12, 2022

march 29

It is national appreciate your friends that start with the letter S, A and M!

friend 1: "here is a bouquet of flowers since its march 29!"
friend 2: "aw thank you, I love this day!"

by Sooooocrazyyy February 16, 2022

March 9th

The day the hottest, coolest, funniest, most creative, and most talented mf was born

Yo its March 9th, the day my bestie was born!

Oh shit the love of my life is born on March 9th thats crazy 🥵

by zoeedoten November 23, 2021