march 19

March 19 is international penis slapping day

oh i slapped 19 penises today aww i only slaped 12

march 19 is penis slap

by John Sammy JOe April 9, 2019

March 24

Ask your best friend brother out

(They have to say yes )

Brenda : hey um do you wanna go out

Angel: um what the heck you my sisters best friend why are you asking me out

Brenda : cause its march 24 day to ask your best friend brother out

Angel: ok then sure

by anonymous January 8, 2022

March 9

March 9 the day you give ur spouse a hickey

March 9 do it or else your spouse dies don't tell mommy tho

by IfellinlovewithaEmogurl860 March 8, 2022

March 7

Day where you ask out people whos initials are J, D, G, K, R, F, and V

Him- “Hey its march 7th, your name starts with a k right?”
Her- “yeah?”
Him- “wanna be my gf?”
Her- “sure!!”

by woahepicstar March 7, 2022

March 9th

National tell your biggest secret to a friend day

Person 1: what’s your biggest secret?
Person 2: why would I tell you?
Person 1: cause it’s March 9th duh

by Cecejusi March 8, 2021

March 10

Make your boyfriend get in a car with you and drive him around

Girl: Hey Henry get in my car it’s March 10
Henry: what’s March 10
Girl: it’s National get in your girlfriends car and let her drive you around

by Honk2.0 March 9, 2020

March 30

The day when yes means no and no means yes

You: Mam, Dad, can i have some money please
Parents: no you have had loads
You: well its march 30th
Parents: *gives money*

by M4CI33 March 29, 2022