Minecraft

The game that is a drug and you build a whole city but then your ashamed of your self so u kill ur self

mom can i play minecraft

sure hunny

5 hours later mum comes in room

OMG TIMMY WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON THE FLOOR

mom i plsyed to much minecraft *holding gun to head*

PULLS TRIGGER

NO TIMMY GOD DAMN MINECRAFT

by minecraftisthebest June 4, 2019

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minecraft

the best game ever invented my mojang in may 17 2009 it so gud like u can place blocks and build cool stuff and there are dis things called realms which are normal worlds with already built cool stuff and u can pet dogs awwwwwwwwwwwww so cute man u can also hit them then they turn demonic and start biting u. Its worse when there are a bunch of dogs and they all start hitting u then u die but there is skywars, skyblock and much more. there's the Java edition and the Bedrock edition Java is for PC and Bedrock for consoles. there are these creatures called shulkers that they shoot u and if u get hit u levitate for a short time and that's called a status effect. pewdiepie plays this game and currently he has 45 videos to prove Minecraft god. that's all guys see u later!!

minecraft is good

by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020

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Minecraft

Where legends were made.
Fornite is gay.

Hey. Y'know this technoblade guy is a minecraft

by Niggas be like bruh October 11, 2019

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Playing Minecraft

To commit a mass shooting.

(Derivative of the “in Minecraft” jokes.)

On June 12, 2016. Al-Martha Lorrainadam began Playing Minecraft at the Gay bar in Florida.

by MarthaSpeaksAndIListen May 19, 2024

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among us minecraft challenge

when there is a big titty and big dick imposter from AMOGUS. In the game. Minecraft. (tbh thats pretty sussy) then the cave noises turn into among us drip (drippy) songs.

Lets go find soosy big dick sex among us in minecraft at 3am! (woohoo among us minecraft challenge)

by Sassy Barka March 11, 2022

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