Not funny anymore but still kills every argument when is said and the pray cant say anything except ma ja cu ti kazem or vec sam ti reko. (in some cases jebem te u nos is the right word)
by mirce @mudjacigan May 22, 2019
Get the ma ti ce mi kazes mug.A lady of a certain age who, spending too much time on Facebook, has lost the ability to interact socially with actual humans and no longer has any boundaries of courtesy, respect or civility. They derive a sense of purpose from badly informed social media crusades, travel in packs, and can be identified by their cognitive dissonance.
Likely to have a celebrity in their underwear as their profile picture, while cover photo will be an inspirational quote that can best be summed up as:
I'm a bit fucked up & will act like a child but if you have a problem with that, it's your own fault'
Low levels of self awareness result in over use of Snapchat filters and a unswerving belief that they are still a size 10.
Husband (if present at all) likely to be mortified by the drunken, argumentative ramblings and relieved that these only take place on non-bingo nights.
Chronic inability to spell disgusting.
Likely to have a celebrity in their underwear as their profile picture, while cover photo will be an inspirational quote that can best be summed up as:
I'm a bit fucked up & will act like a child but if you have a problem with that, it's your own fault'
Low levels of self awareness result in over use of Snapchat filters and a unswerving belief that they are still a size 10.
Husband (if present at all) likely to be mortified by the drunken, argumentative ramblings and relieved that these only take place on non-bingo nights.
Chronic inability to spell disgusting.
Shazzer: More FB kick offs tonight hun?
Jules: Nah babe, it's wednesdee, bingo night!
Shazzer: Facebook ma!
Jules: Nah babe, it's wednesdee, bingo night!
Shazzer: Facebook ma!
by Angel_k April 18, 2019
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A ronots mas is the punching bag of the group. Usually only invited to socialise for the entertainment of the group.
Paul - "Who is that guy everyone is laughing at?!"
Nick - "I dunno, but he's definitely a ronots mas"
Nick - "I dunno, but he's definitely a ronots mas"
by everything is eyebrows May 23, 2018
Get the ronots mas mug.This child molester once kidnapped 18 children and he left a note saying "your mum gae" you must put "no u " on your story to stop him from raping you in your sleep tonight.
Jeff : $ki ma$K is coming
Fred: don't worry If you put it on your story your ok
Jeff: oh few
$ki ma$K the $lump god is a molester
Fred: don't worry If you put it on your story your ok
Jeff: oh few
$ki ma$K the $lump god is a molester
by Clammymuslim May 24, 2018
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