Johnny long face

To take a shit

“Yo I gotta take a Johnny long face. “

by Fulmetl August 10, 2018

Deep long neck

Deep long neck is a deep oral sex act that usually lasts a long time.

That girl gave me deep long neck

by Jacknifejesse June 10, 2017

pippy long story

Someone who turns a 30 second story in to a 15 minute speech.

Matt is such a pippy long story. Whenever Matt starts a story, just know that you need a fresh drink and a snack because you're going to be there for 30 minutes!

by pharmbored December 5, 2020

Freaky Long Wiener

People who have Freaky Long Wieners (10 to 12 inches) they also usually drive jeeps

Connor has a Freaky Long Wiener

by Jeep squad December 16, 2019

Joey Tyler Long

The funniest , kindest , and sexiest guy you will ever encounter . He can sling the best dick and will make you squirt all over the place . He also can eat the booty like groceries . He is very giving but can be a fucking ASSHOLE AND A FAT LITTLE CHODE WHEN HE IS MAD . But you need a Joey in your life . He has a fucking SCHLONGGGGG !!!!

You: wow he’s so nice and funny . What’s his name ?

Savannah: That is Joey Tyler Long .

by AnonBadBixchhhh November 8, 2019

Long-Term Borrow

To "borrow" something from someone or somewhere with limited plans to return it in the near future. (Also known as LTB.)

I long-term borrowed some beer mugs from the tavern.

by Potsticker Petal August 8, 2008

Long Distance Shooting

The cyber-sexual act of a male finishing off on his webcam while his partner watches via Skype.

Because he couldn't give Dolly a facial, Lloyd got her on Skype and did some long distance shooting.

by makeitsoundsexy June 7, 2016