Key

The kid who can be your friend but gets mad easily. Also gets made fun of, usually depressed in the inside. But happy on the outside some people understand Key but some don’t. The friends who understand his feelings are true friends.

Key can be your friend.

by JuSt A dEpreSSeD RanDOM January 7, 2018

Turn-key

A derogatory name for a prison officer (screw, kanga etc) used by inmates in U.K Jails and prisons (predominantly used in Scotland)

Meant to imply they are nothing more than key turners, since they spend many hours unlocking and locking cell doors.

Turn-key, can I get a cup of water?

“Stash that the turn-keys just came round the corner”

by DugWater March 5, 2021

Keys

An other way to say “kys” (kill yourself) often used to avoid filters or moderation

A:*Something controversial*
B:Ew keys

by flvmil July 23, 2025

Key food man

That one guy that always talks all that shit on 2k20 ps4 and says he will beat you in real life on 139 Courts but actually never does meanwhile alex hustles everyday just to beat lakota after quarantine. lakota = keyfood man \ Alex = hustler

Hey kevin remember when key food man said that he was gonna beat me in a 1 on 1 and he lied , trash kids these days.

by SlaveOwnerOfShaqir June 2, 2020

Keys

A way of saying “that sucks”

Friend: “Aw man i got a 50 on my math quiz”
Friend 2: “Oh that’s keys”

by noonecares8733 March 28, 2022

Skeleton Key

Similar to a 5 finger discount refers to theft, Skeleton Key is a way to refer to a Break and Enter ( B&E)

Hunter "did you do a B&E?"
Amber "no, I've got a skeleton key"

by lilsaint1618 October 11, 2019

hellomyname keyes

Hellomyname Keyes is an Easter egg in Halo: Combat Evolved where Captain Keyes’ name tag has no spaces or “is”. Bungie didn’t have enough space for it.

Nobody:
Halo: Hellomyname Keyes

by yeltsA kciR June 4, 2021