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ironing board

a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison

b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.
by Sexydimma September 13, 2013
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Jirachi Iron Head

When the head is so good you're flinching for 60 percent of it.
by MamoPig August 16, 2024
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Iron Maiden

Quite possibly one of the greatest metal bands to ever walk the earth. In my humble opinion, Their best album is "Somewhere in Time"
Me: Do you like iron maiden?
Person #2: Oh hell no, I don't listen to that shit!
Me: *Punches them in the balls*
by Urban Infinity 2.0 January 19, 2022
mugGet the Iron Maidenmug.

MuahlonnBEaT Down DouBJraG iron fist

A fighting Bemmimgfilm. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created and started muahlonnbeat down doubjrag iron fist by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
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Iron Mama

A burn you get from hot ironing yourself.
"I gave myself an iron mama today"
by Mizudoriiro April 9, 2020
mugGet the Iron Mamamug.

The Iron Johnnies

A group of "People" With an unordinary case of extreme autism, tourettes}, retardation,and or a bacterial infection that has targeted the brain
hey what's up man these guys here are the iron johnnies don't make fun of them its not their fault they're like this
by TheRoadToElDespacito December 8, 2018
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