Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”
by GoodinBed November 13, 2024
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grudge shopping

Shopping when you are mad at your man and want to get back at him. Spending his money when you're mad.
My man ticked me off so I went and did some serious grudge shopping to get back at him. He will think twice before doing it again.
by grudgemomma April 30, 2011
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Shopping Under the Influence

Going to a store hungry, tired, or sad, because it raises your risk of impulse spending.
My sister came home with $900 worth of shoes and dresses after she broke up with her boyfriend -- definitely shopping under the influence.
by Cross67 September 26, 2014
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ghost-shopping

when and individual scrolls through an online shop, but doesn’t buy anything…just saves
“hey wyd
“oh i’m just ghost-shopping”
wth is that??”
“oh im just scrolling online and look at stuff i would buy…but not buying it :)”
by Ghostshoppingisreal June 22, 2024
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noodle shop man

the dude at the shop that sells noodles for two doodles
“my noodle shop better then yours” - noodle shop man
by yeetedselfoutwindow November 16, 2018
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shop cleaner

A person who cleans the rugs of a drug-producing house. Their job is to snort all the cocaine that fell on the ground, so it doesn't fall into the hands of the police.
You see that chick, over there? She looks like a shop cleaner.
by Salvagni December 08, 2017
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basement shopping

noun. rediscovering previously owned possessions with joy that is typically reserved for retail shopping. Often used in the context of items that were in storage in your parent's (or a parental figure's) basement, but can refer to the basements of friends or relatives. Frequently used for items that were packed and stored for a move. May also include toiletries, paper goods, liquor, or other trivial items liberated from said basement.
After hearing how Jen convinced her father to let her liberate the beer from the basement refrigerator, Jen's friends were impressed by her skillful basement shopping.

Jen decided to organize her spare bedroom closet and do some hard-core basement shopping.

Jess had way too much stuff in storage in her basement, so she invited Jen to do some basement shopping.

Amanda got an ice cream maker, a smoothie maker, and a tennis racket while basement shopping!
by JenMaddog January 21, 2011
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