our country's future

The title you give a friend right before they are about to do something very stupid like rolling down a hill in a shopping cart.
"Matt is about to roll down that hill in a shopping cart"
"They call him our nations future"

It is also said after someone does something they shouldn't be proud off like giving a homeless man a handy.
"So I did this thing the other day...."
"Hahaha, our country's future, right in front of me"

"They call him the future of our country"
"They call her our country's future"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023

Country creme

When you fill a cowboy hat with cum and put it on your girlfriends head and she says yee haw

Country Biggs 1: hey Billy me any margerie did that country creme last night then I have her the Swiss miss

Billy: sounds like a party to me mind if I have a taste .... yee haw

by Niggerballs420 October 16, 2021

Back-Country Kentucky Orbit

When you slirp cum (that isn't yours) out of a vagina, spit it in her ear and sick it out of the other ear. Repeat this motion 12 times to complete 1 Back-Country Kentucky Orbit.

Oh my god did you see Kelly at the bar last night? I would literally give her the Back-Country Kentucky Orbit.

by Igloo City March 13, 2022

The Breath Of Versailles, The Breathe Of Marseilles, And The Breathing Of The Country Of France

what I call homo-sapien who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Versailles, The Breathe Of Marseilles, And The Breathing Of The Country Of France

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 26, 2025

Country six pack

When 3 pairs of siblings engage, as a group, in sexual activities

My sister and I called up Dunley and his sister and then Mary Sue and her brother and had ourselves a good ol' country six pack at our parents trailer.

by Yoble August 27, 2014

Country Nerd

someone who listens to a fuck ton of country music and knows all of the classic redneck tunes

Person 1: Hey did you listen to the Trace Atkins ep? Oh and the new Old Dominion singles. Also did you hear that Jon Pardi is releasing Tequila Little Time as a single?

Person 2: stfu stop being such a country nerd

by broskita December 19, 2020

Country Hour

A time of night when everyone has had one too many drinks and the mood shifts to country. The remainder of the people at the party started singing and dancing to country music for the final part of the party.

It is finally country hour, I have been waiting all night for it.

by long_john_joe September 16, 2020