Noun: Someone who drinks shitty beer and listens to shitty music while wearing mismatched clothes. All the while trying to be different they all look exactly alike. They are the most harmful when traveling in groups, or "hoards". Hipsters can catch unsuspecting victims off guard by their sheer numbers and intense pretentious snobbery. Alone hipsters are harmless and weak but in large groups they can turn even the nicest hang outs into cesspools.
by Joec0ol March 01, 2018
A hipster is someone who conforms to non-conformity, usually without realizing they are doing so. Hipsters typically have subdued narcissistic traits and an amorphous sense of self. Hipsters usually project a passive or passive aggressive persona of superiority to those who live within societal norms or mainstream culture, and they externalize (or push internalized) self-judgement and insecurity onto others by way of harsh criticism via over-intellectualizing things to the point of creating irrational logic loops. Ultimately, hipsters are people with an identity problem. Their efforts to solve this problem usually come from attempting to individuate themselves through subcultural trends (such as off-beat fashion, music and art trends, etc.) that make them feel unique despite the irony that their efforts to do so end up being conformist to a hipster subculture that has become mainstreamed in a roundabout way.
A hipster walks into a bar and realizes they don't have a mixologist, only bartenders. He walks out.
by inner-rhythm84 February 07, 2019
Person 1: "I like this one band..... but, you know, you've probably never heard of them."
Person 2: "Don't be such a hipster, man. Gimme five seconds and a phone and I'll have heard of them."
Person 2: "Don't be such a hipster, man. Gimme five seconds and a phone and I'll have heard of them."
by deathsbinky December 02, 2014
A pretentious douche with a superiority complex
hipster: basically modern day hippies who care more about how they look to other people than anything else
by bannaking May 09, 2014
Someone who probably drives a prius or a subaru. Usually wears trendy square glasses and either the tightest of tight jeans or jeans with a "cool" label such as American Eagle or Gap. Gay men also love name brand jeans as well. Usually cares about the environment and where their food comes from. Generally obsessed with wife or dog, sometimes es both. If older than 35 they usually have quit cigarette's but continue to some the Devils lettuce.
Tells stories from their youth such as crying to albums after a bad breakup or the old bad habbit of taking pants of in bars.
Love to play with meat.
Tells stories from their youth such as crying to albums after a bad breakup or the old bad habbit of taking pants of in bars.
Love to play with meat.
by Ellbobski October 02, 2018
You know what pisses me off, that I’ve been watching Rick and Morty since 2014 and no one gave a shit about it then and now everyone loves it because it’s the new hype. 😒😒
A hipster is someone that thinks theyre cool because they did something before everyone else and theyre too good to do it now that everyone else does.
by YaBoi4200 October 09, 2017
Girls with gauges, sunglasses, goes to concerts with 311, and the dirty heads. Drives a cool jeep, smoke weed, have fake Birkenstock’s.
by Pop_eye61 August 11, 2019