hipster pilgrimage

At some point in their youth, or not so youth, childless hipsters will pack up their belongings, tea and unisex footwear such as blundstones and embark on a right of passage which involves journeying around estranged and dangerous regions of the world in attempt to gain culture, enlightenment and non curable diseases. Targetting areas where, they along with their human size backpacks, can be easily identified as tourists, they sleep in rooms with other pilgrims squeezing their belongings between their legs as to not get violated or have their blundstones stolen. It is imperative that the pilgrim travel with a high end smartphone to ensure their acquaintances are reminded that they are superior because they eat cross legged and get hena paint. The hipster must attempt to represent themselves as someone who does not hail from a 3 story house in an affluent neighborhood.

In order to be considered successful, the hipster must attain a certain number of likes on social media lest they keep travelling and searching for likes.

Man, I heard he got hepatitis on his hipster pilgrimage

by tb92\ December 4, 2017

hipster yum

Brunch spots run by millennial hipsters who believe in organic, farm fresh ingredients, and wholesome food set in a restaurant with an industrial, rustic chic ambience with DAUP music. Best done after a night of drinking super cool PBR in hole-in-the-wall bars. Skinny jeans and thick frame glasses are recommended attire.

Bro, lets brunch at this hipster yum place in the upper west side.

by Swedishhiphop4life September 15, 2016

Hipster

When you dont want to admit you have shitty taste so you pretend like its a "niche" market.

My anime music is too hipster for you

by Unobserved Silence November 20, 2019

hipster tool

Normally a guy who thinks he isn't a hipster, or a tool, but listens to a lot of Spotify playlists called Indie Electronic, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and is not able to hit on girls.

"Wow that guy is super hipster, but also is a complete ass"
"Yeah he's a hipster tool"

by Marmarbrinks May 15, 2015

Hipster

A derogatory term used by artists/art students to refer to someone who feigns interest in the arts merely to look cool, counter-cultural, and woke; a poseur in the art scene.

Niki's such a hipster - she pretends to be an art history buff but she can't name any painters beside Van Gogh.

Zack comes off as loving art, but in reality he doesn't care about it at all and is just pretending to pick-up chicks.

by Alianora Cain May 21, 2018

Hipster

1. Straight men who mimic the look and style of the gay bear community, and believes every beer is meant to be hoppy.

I thought I was in a gay bar, but then I realized it was just a hipster hang out.

by TDSOR October 6, 2021

Hipster

To make a product "hipster" is to remove a it from its origin, make up a story that you want people to believe about it (in regards to its source, the inspiration for the company), package it nicely and put it in a minimalist shop, and then charge people a lot of money for it so they think its special/new/different

This coffee shop is so hipster.

This restaurant tries to make Chinese food "hipster."

by Ms butternut March 8, 2017