Speedy Goose

A guy, typically younger, who can get in, finish, and get out in under 15 seconds.

Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017

goose banter

An alternative form of banter.
Goose banter is ordinary lad banter with an extra dash of cheeky to compliment the banter, therefore adding the gooseyness to it.

The term goose originated from the 4 big lads who were referred to as the "Geese". Above all the Geese had tremendous banter and so GOOSE BANTER WAS FORMED.

Other words dervived from the Godly Geese are gander which refers to one who is looking for something, however the term also means male goose.

Goose Banter - Banter with an extra bit of pow
"You're a motherfukin ass hoe"
"hahha great goose banter"

by Goose Lad July 23, 2015

goose butter

goose butter is not around the females vagina or around the males cock, it is the sweat that accumulates under and around a woman's breasts after sweating perfusely. Goose butter tends to carry a strong odor and never tastes good.It is a subspecies of the duck butter substance seeing that duck butter smells and tastes stronger.

Bitch you need to take a shower and get that goose butter off your titties before i go to town!

by Slim Baby January 5, 2006

silly goose

skeppy

"if you searsh silly goose in the dictionary, it says skeppy" - BadBoyHalo

"skeppy, your being a silly goose!"

"NOO, IM NOT!!"

by tabby clouds August 13, 2020

awkward goose

if your in a really awkward situation then you put your arm up into a goose shape and mouth awkward goose to make everyone laugh.

Joey: so yeah, i shagged your mum
Chandler: mate what the fuck

*AWKWARD ATMOSPHERE*

Ross: *awkward goose*
Everyone else: hahahahhahahahahahah

by shanshanshanshan April 16, 2010

goose neck

When a males shaft is not hard
like how a gooses neck looks

oh, that guy was goose neckin' it!!!

by air re kah February 20, 2008

Goose Neck

To Goose Neck, Verb;

When you're penetrating a partner from behind, reach around and stick your index and middle finger deep inside their mouth in order to make them gag.

Gagging action is similar to that of the production of Fois Gras.

See also Badger Snare

I Goose Necked the missus so deep last night I almost fingered her lungs

by Fidel Pasta April 20, 2018