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When you stick an almondjoy in your partner’s asshole and fuck it until it melts, then nut in it and siphon it out with a hershey’s squirt bottle (creating ganassche) and use it to glaze a chocolate cake.
Yesterday was my whore sister Cindy’s birthday, so I fucked her ass with an almondjoy and made sure she got her little german chocolate hole.”
by Herpderpity May 12, 2025
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Bernhard German System

The Bernhard German System is the name of the main thrust-formula used in real life. Used to achieve thrust and eventually fly planes or any other form of air vehicle.
''Dang bro, check that guy out! He's really good with the Bernhard German System!''
by Nugart Abelhof April 13, 2020
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German Death Grip

The term "German Death Grip" could be defined as follows:

German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
Man 1: "My wife gave me the German Death Grip, her pussy wouldn't let go!"
Man 2: "Jesus Christ, man. Your dick must be sore!"

German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
by vetchinarusskiy July 28, 2024
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Dirty German

When fucking someone from behind, stick your pointer and middle finger inside the asshole and get some shit on it. When they turn around to yell at you wipe it on their top lip so it looks like a Hitler stache
Damn dude, I sure have her the Dirty German last night
by Spencer Reinig November 26, 2021
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German Things

When a girl tells you she want's to do German Things; You probably should fill up before your date, as she want to eat what comes out of your dark passage (poop play)
Slutty Quagmire: Big Pete, Help! She Wants to do German Things! GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! it's not going to work!
by Quagmire Apprentice December 12, 2024
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German Logger

This is a person fascinated with inserting the weights from cuckoo clocks up their cloacus because they like the way it feels.
The only thing that makes a German logger happier than entering a cuckoo clock store is exiting a cuckoo clock store.
by Uberdyke April 14, 2021
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