Cat Fapping

The act or using an animal to masturbate usually preformed by furries out of necessity.

That fucked up furry guy was caught cat fapping now hes in jail again.

by Crimcrams September 27, 2019

chonky cat

chonky cat is my loved cat named harley, he is fatter than a hippo but he loves everyone and thinks he is a real baby, if you walk in the door (even is ur a stanger) he will run up to you and beg for snuggles.

i walked into my best friends house for the first time today, and chonky cat wanted cuddles.

by Chonkycat101 March 25, 2021

Streamwood cat

Skunk

"Hey Pa! Don't you let Rover in 'da house, he dun got sprayed by a Streamwood cat!"

by SW_Cletus November 14, 2011

Cat Bound

1: When one's cat prevents one from being mobile by sitting comfortably on one's lap.

2: Blaming one's cat for being unmotivated and lazy.

I really needed to get up and get motivated, but I was cat bound.

I would've come to your birthday but I was totally cat bound and couldn't budge.

by Vikingsmyth August 8, 2010

drag the cat

When a male is too scared to ask a cute female whether she has a boyfriend or not and hopes that she will miraculously understand his motives through continuous empty conversations. This is usually reflective of an inability to grow facial hair, a lack of balls, and ultimately a signature of omega status for the male.

1. Bro, stop dragging the cat or else she'll think you're a pussy when she finds out from her friends.

2. Jack likes to drag the cat with Ashley because he prefers a fake friendship over loneliness.

by beemine May 23, 2014

Siamese Cat

A cat with short hair and colour points along with blue eyes. It also has beige fur.

The siamese cat looks majestic

by MEEZERMEOWBOI January 17, 2021

Cat Typing

When your cat decides to walk across your keyboard.

-dgs4t67kl8;9
-wtf?
-sorry, cat typing.

by Brainfreeze193 January 19, 2010