co-first-cousin-twice-removed-in-law

Spouse's first-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.

My co-first-cousin-twice-removed-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's first-cousin.
2- First-cousin's child.

My first-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

First Baby

A billionaire man-child who throws tantrums at the slightest criticism, bans anyone who bruises his fragile ego, and plays the victim while wielding unchecked power. Often cosplays as a genius visionary but behaves more like a Reddit mod on a power trip. Loves "free speech" until it applies to him.

👤 "I called Elon 'The First Baby,' and he banned me within minutes."

👤 "Dude, did you see Musk's meltdown over that article? Classic First Baby move."

👤 "Billionaires sure love playing First Baby when the criticism hits too close to home."

by anonymous February 23, 2025

First sip

The friend with the first sip owns the drink

My friend had the first sip so the pop was hers

by Nobodyaskedhehehe March 12, 2023

The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

half-first great-cousin-aunt

Grandparent’s female half-first cousin.

My half-first great-cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019