Evan

A guy who can't decide whether they are your friend or not.

That guy is such an Evan.

by Yeetboi915 February 25, 2019

Evan

Evan is the absolute best person you will ever meet. He will be there for you no matter how bad it gets or how far away he is. If you ask him, he’s pretty average looking, but if you look at him, you know he’s way more than average, he’s absolutely perfect to you. He has the cutest brown hair with adorable hazel eyes to die for (even though they also look very brown ok). He never misses a chance to make a joke to lighten the mood, and you will notice that his gosh darn smile will light up any room. Evan has the most adorable smile you will ever see, and it’s easy to make him smile :). He is also very honest, he will always tell you how he feels and what he thinks. Evan is also a VERY skilled drummer with incredible music taste, and he will most likely change your music taste entirely. Evan is a bundle of love and it’s impossible not to fall for him :)

Evan: :)
Me: :)

by Kailey :) November 22, 2021

Evan Guevart Oiled Up

The man with the biggest GYAT known to man covered in oil.

Eli: did you see evan guevart oiled up?
Daniel: I'd love to see evan guevart oiled up!

by EvanOiledUp April 9, 2024

Evan

This name is for someone who will love you with all their heart and is legit the nicest person but if you break up with them or stop your friendship they will not be texting you back, asking to be friends again, talking to you, or anything else. Prepare for your entire relationship to end. Because they don’t need time or an apology. Their mind is made up on the spot.

Me: “evan I’m sorry about what I did can we please be friends again”

Evan: “that’s great…” *walks away*

by Lily the sunflower March 21, 2023

Evan

A smart very intelligent black man that is very athletic

Evan is very smart and intelligent.

by vv April 25, 2022

Evan Nguyen

gets so many bitches, drives a nicest camry in gco, and is the best friend you will ever had.

evan nguyen gets so many bitches.

by evanhnguyen February 25, 2022

Evan

A dick. He is not truthful at all, he will break your heart any chance hey gets. Most girls like him but he doesn’t care AT ALL. When you remember to get him a Christmas present, HE WILL GET YOU NOTHING.i

WOW YOU ARE SUCH AN EVAN, is your name Evan because you reminded me of one YOU DICK

by Anonymous Person 123 February 22, 2019