urban dictionary but you're kicked...
by Iampotato9749 September 11, 2023
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*a long conversation between a girl and her dumb ex*
Boy: Where do you find all those crappy meanings of words?
Girl: Didn't I already tell you a few seconds ago? OR DO YOU HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS?
Boy: Of course not! But how did you find that sentence? The one that described me so well? That same place?
Girl: I found them on Urban Dictionary, duh. WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK I FOUND THEM IN YOUR MATH TEXTBOOK?
Boy: How are those definitions defining me like CRAZY?
Girl: WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW? UGH. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED TO YOU THE FIRST TIME WE MET. I NEVER LOVED YOU, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
*Now read the whole thing backwards (starting from 'WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW?') LMAO <3
Boy: Where do you find all those crappy meanings of words?
Girl: Didn't I already tell you a few seconds ago? OR DO YOU HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS?
Boy: Of course not! But how did you find that sentence? The one that described me so well? That same place?
Girl: I found them on Urban Dictionary, duh. WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK I FOUND THEM IN YOUR MATH TEXTBOOK?
Boy: How are those definitions defining me like CRAZY?
Girl: WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW? UGH. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED TO YOU THE FIRST TIME WE MET. I NEVER LOVED YOU, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
*Now read the whole thing backwards (starting from 'WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW?') LMAO <3
by cosmic_dreamer_111 July 11, 2023
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Her: hey I Think we should go on a date ur so cute
Him:yea sure but u’ve never seen me
Her: yea but u are a “mike” u are handsome , tall and u play 4 sports right? Seen it on urbn dictionary
Him:(starts eating his 10th slice of pizza for dinner) yea yea I love sports we definitely should go on a date!!
Him:yea sure but u’ve never seen me
Her: yea but u are a “mike” u are handsome , tall and u play 4 sports right? Seen it on urbn dictionary
Him:(starts eating his 10th slice of pizza for dinner) yea yea I love sports we definitely should go on a date!!
by Mike the loser @gmail.com November 21, 2021
Get the urbn dictionary mug.where i come to look at crazy words because i obviously have nothing else to do with my life and if you’re reading this then you obviously have nothing to do with your life. And i’m sorry to break it to you but my goldfish just died, i know how much we all loved him and he impacted this world a lot. You’re probably going crazy because you don’t remember meeting my goldfish but lemme tell u something: my goldfish is magnificent. He erased your memories of ever knowing him. Yes, he was your boyfriend. Yes, you were going to get married. Yes, i never had a goldfish and IM REALLY BORED RIGHT NOW, please let this word be submitted to the Urban Dictionary because i spent a lot of my time writing this and if there are any typo’s then blame auto correct because i really hate it.
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joe: I just checked it on Urban dictionary it means "a very offensive curse word"
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joe: I just checked it on Urban dictionary it means "a very offensive curse word"
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