Dan

Often found doing odd things. Enjoys playing with ugly ass cars/trucks. Do something wrong and he’ll become a huge dickfuck and leave you on the road

Dan is always and asshole to the kid who takes his shit

by Juul life April 01, 2018

Dan

The kind of man who will give u the world and take it from u in a couple of seconds. Acts extremely gay but covers it up by constantly talking about needing a mommy gf. He might be charming at first, but soon u will find out he is the devil himself. Has a weird obsession with monkeys, just like all the other men.

Person 1: That guy is acting so sussy, there is no way he is straight!
Person 2 : I know right. Oh god he is such a Dan.

by bpddiseasehastakenover July 10, 2022

Dan

A big muscly man (sometimes called kelaphanbara'jah) that enjoys humans, horses and snakes.

Dan very much liked how the snake felt on him.

by pedewede January 27, 2024

Dan

Pretty gay.

"Hey,you're Dan now?"
"Yep,gotta come out of the closet sooner or later"

by Sandtrum June 03, 2019

Dan

A guy who thought up the cure to cancer, but then forgot it as he got distracted by a Big Mac ad on TV

That dan, he’s so resistible.

by Big boy.com April 01, 2021

Dan

Sexy yung lad, truely is a bonerlicious man.
The ladies love him
But Dj port a fort hates him

#6-3

‘ that dan is so beautiful in that spongebob t-shirt’

by Fuckin gyammon October 16, 2019

Dan

A pussy ass bitch

Have you met dan yet, he’s a pussy ass bitch who’s afriad of Lia

by :)danyulsabitch January 29, 2018