Covided

Using a fake pandemic to get out of anything that you don't want to do.

"Bitch on Tinder just covided me."
"Trump successfully covided a tax scam by contracting, then defeating a fake virus."

by Fast Phily October 7, 2020

covid gumping

Name given to the act of distance running as a hobby only induced by covid and the relative lack of things to do.

Of late, I've been pretty into covid gumping.

by badfeminist March 1, 2021

covid

IDK

I have covid.

by hi69420 January 26, 2022

covid 39

when you Catch Coronavirus twice

"Hey Bro I Have Covid 39"

"Don't You Mean Covid 19

"No I Caught It Twice"

by CalvinTHEEMPORAR May 3, 2020

Covid Flaps

Referring to the plastic or PVC transparent door curtains most commonly found at the entrance to varying commercial and public spaces. Although initially designed to keep out unwanted insects , in the age of the global pandemic, these curtains or "flaps" encourage a significantly higher risk of viral contagion due to their large surface area which, by design, requires the skin contact of the hand, arm or in some cases face in order to operate.

Due to the inherent dankness of such threshold systems in the topical context has led to their addition to the cannon of COVID related catch phrases.

First coined in Wellington, New Zealand in late 2020 by local social personality, Rohanah Sos.

"Don't touch the Covid Flaps, Honey"

by clemfandango July 17, 2021

COVID-19

An absolute horrifying virus that decided to ruin the lives of many people in the year 2020. More definitions can be found linked like quarantine and 2020

COVID-19 was a horrid virus ruining many lives.

by w i t t y June 23, 2020

Covid-Boomer

And child born 9 months after the quarantine period associated with SARS-CoV-2/Covid 19. Periods may vary according to the country of origin.

- I don't know why you're so obsessed with toilet paper...
- right, but you wouldn't, would you Covid-Boomer ?

by Lapichon Pignouf March 16, 2020