cooked my goose

pissed me off

The aspect of the program that cooked my goose was mandatory liability for equipment that I neither wanted nor needed.

by Fried Hog December 7, 2013

Cooking pot

When you spread a males ass and stick the handle of a cooking pot in it while your dick is in the ass as well. While fucking the male in the ass you shit in to the cooking pot that’s handle is inserted in the ass.

I cooking pot the big black man I was fucking

by Gcockkk October 23, 2023

I’m cooked

The act of being finished or ruined

“look what my barber did, I’m cooked.”

by Do people even still use this February 26, 2024

let em cook

This phrase is misogynistic. It represents everything wrong with our culture today. This phrase refers to women and how they should stay in the kitchen where they so called belong.

Just, let em cook.

by Simp_leStones March 31, 2023

cooking apple

A person that seems to be nice but is actually not nice.

I thought it was going to be nice but they ended up being a cooking apple

by Garmo May 24, 2024

Carrie Cook

Gavin cook's lover

Is that Carrie Cook? Omg she and Gavin are the perfect couple!

by JacobLover___ May 24, 2022

Cooked lamb in toilet

Being alcolized to the point that one hallucinates the presence of actual lamb meat stewing in toilet water after a hectic night out with the lads. One is very concerned by the matter but unable to communicate this with others as they are too dumbfounded by the statement to comprehend. May feel a lot of frustration about this and unsure as to why halfwits are not alarmed by the occurrence.

“I was so on it last night that I experienced cooked lamb in toilet”

by princessej March 26, 2018