coffee dealer

Someone who sells coffee in quarantine time

I just buy a coffee from a coffee dealer.

by europiancomedy March 20, 2020

Hardcore coffee drinking

drinking 5 cups of coffee, with each cup of coffee containing 500x the amount of caffienne in normal coffee

i plan to do some hardcore coffee drinking today

by Herobrine_from_minecraft March 24, 2020

Coffee

something everyone needs to survive

someone: want some coffee
fellow person: YES

by person being stupid November 9, 2020

coffee spout

How your anus is referred to during an enema.

There was some chunks coming out of my coffee spout

by Apokalypse November 13, 2020

Master Coffee Roaster

One who has harnessed the ability to, and has forged coffee through fire and air that rises above all other coffees.

This coffee has Master Coffee Roaster coursing through its beans.

by Coffee Association November 14, 2020

Karen’s coffee order

Columbia coffee half cup
Creamer and sugar
Other half of cappuccino

Half coffee and cappuccino

Karen walks into a coffee shop and demands a regular coffee and asks for the manager when she doesn’t get “Karen’s coffee order

by The Crabb November 22, 2020

Coffee

What some people's moms drink every single morning.

My mom just woke up and got her usual coffee.

by Crazy_Girl123 May 1, 2020