Texas Chainsaw

When you finish in a blonde redneck and spin her round in the living room causing mass destruction to the house.

I had a bloody crazy night last night, blonde chick and a texas chainsaw…

by anonymous August 17, 2025

Milwaukee Chainsaw

(Noun) When a woman’s stubbly bush gives you rug burn.

“Bro did you hook up with her last night?” “Yeah and she gave me that Milwaukee Chainsaw.”

by omionous box August 31, 2025

Average chainsaw man fan

A guy who’s taste is so fucking bad that you want to rip your organs out.

Guy 1: “omg he’s a fan of chainsaw man and he likes it!!! He has bad taste and I wanna rip out my organs!!!”

Guy 2: “aren’t all the females grown ass adults and denji is 16???? What the hell!!”

Guy: “he’s an average chainsaw man fan dude.”

chainsaw fan man: “nooooo stopppp *pouts* I’m not a gooner grrrrr…. You guys just don’t get it.”

by The #1 dick sucking machine January 15, 2026

Jaws Runs Like A Chainsaw

(1) To be very talkative
(2) A busybody
(3) A gossiper are a rumor spreader

Wendy Williams jaws runs like a chainsaw

by EmJayee January 28, 2020

Holy Roman Chainsaw

When someone hits your back in a circular motion like a toddler, and it feels like a back massage

Dude, that man with tiddies gave me a Holy Roman Chainsaw

by yoinkysploinkyguy March 8, 2024

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a late 80's twist on 'gag me with a spoon' an expression of disgust, annoyance -or both. usually associated with young entitled females

you expect me to drink TAP water?? fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

by sesa me July 27, 2024

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work

person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw

by bastard orphan son of a whore September 7, 2023