D Blast

D Blast /ˈdi ˌblæst/ noun (slang)

1. The act of forcefully projecting or being projected upon with male genitalia or its discharge, whether literally or metaphorically.

2. A sudden or intense episode involving an overwhelming presence of phallic imagery.

3. (figurative) An emotional or psychological impact akin to being bombarded with excessive masculine energy or unwanted advances.

— Origin: Early 21st century; blend of initialism D (for “dick”) and blast (as in explosion or sudden force).

See also: nutstorm

1. “He didn’t even see it coming—total D Blast to the face.”

2. “The art installation was a visual D Blast—phallic symbols everywhere.”

3. “That alpha male energy was a full-on D Blast at the staff meeting.”

by dinguistics July 29, 2025

furry blast

shmerg

Chud - furry blast
normie - what dose furry blast mean?
chud - shmerg

by Latinx twitter chud May 21, 2025

Let’s blast

To leave from where you are at

This party is boring, let’s blast

by Naomi Mimi January 19, 2019

Blast Liar

A person who lies because it makes them sound cool. This person will probably be wearing mismatching clothes, chunky socks sticking out of boots, and funky glasses.

If I make up a FAKE Indi band called the "flannel hearts", and ask you if you like them, and you say "I love the Flannel Hearts!"....then you, my friend, are a BLAST LIAR.

by TNUC4L April 21, 2011

Tootie Blasting

Derived from the term tootie meaning girls vagina, anytime you run your mouth in fanstasy football and then lose by at least 50 points.

Paul trash talked a lot before their matchup, but Jim ended up giving him a Tootie Blasting.

by BonethugsSP99 October 21, 2017

salad blasted

to use a plunging motion or blasting motion with the tongue into the rectum

I saw some gay guy being salad blasted in the club bathroom

by Tmoneylolbitch August 7, 2016

KAME BOOTY BLAST

Having explosive diarrhea for an hour. After you accidently stabbed your ass with a knife/fork.

Yo last night. I had to take a Kame Booty Blast.

by Goku San Balls September 22, 2022