felix the jew

someone with a tiny cock and pubes on his head

wow that guys felix the jew has a tiny cock!

by nan muncher May 14, 2015

nuke the jews

Nuke the jews

Imma nuke the Jews

by You_mad_bro? March 24, 2021

Juice Jew

An individual who is miserly with his or her vape juice.

Randy wouldn't let me hit his Juul, what a Juice Jew!

by washington_foreskins October 15, 2020

Glazed jew

Glazed jew- has many meanings
1- a Jewish person oiled up
2- a rich Jewish person
3-a sweaty Jewish person
4- a Jewish person dressed nicely

James- God damn that glazed jew over there got on some j's
Paul- and he is sweating
Both at same time- triple glazed

by harborridge troll June 27, 2016

jew striders

A men's open-toe sandal shoe that resembles those from Biblical times.

Dude, did you see Schlomo tripping over his new jew striders? He's such a dork.

by MikeyBee2277 March 28, 2011

coffee jew

Someone who pours themselves the last cup of coffee at work and doesn't bother making another pot for anyone else.

"Rob didn't bother making another pot of coffee. What a coffee jew."

"Alicia, did you get coffee jewed?"

by tadboinky August 19, 2013

snapper jew

A term used between male friends to insult one another.

Brett you're such a fuckin snapper jew!

by pirateskull April 21, 2010