cretinous bastard

an all round freak of nature who is stupid as fuk and needs to learn basic social cues

normal person: omg have you seen that new girl aimee jackson or smth

normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee

by whole of ormeau November 29, 2022

cheeky bastard energy

Cheeky Bastard Energy, similar to terms like Big Dick Energy, is an effect someone has where you can just tell that they are a Cheeky Bastard.

"Hey you see that guy over there getting up to mischief?" "Yeah, I had a feeling he would. He just has that Cheeky Bastard Energy."

by TallBoiRyan November 17, 2023

Dirty Arab Bastard

An Arab who is blowing shit up and sat next to me on a delta flight in 2018 in seat G-3 when there was clearly an open isle to the right that he could have sat in instead of spreading his stench to my isle.

That Mohammad is being a dirty Arab bastard and I want his fucking race to die off forever.

by Georgeeeee123 April 17, 2025

extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard

a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.

I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night

by Kate Hanami November 07, 2021

Billbodied Bastard

Someone who is being unlike themselves.

"dude I didnt do that, were best friends man stop acting like a billbodied bastard"

by Connor October 25, 2004

Fat bastard

The perfect detention is Refaz The Fat bitch, Fat bastard ( A person who eats whatever Is known to exist

Refaz the Fat bastard ate ma sister

by Hussein23786 April 21, 2018

Fat bastard

Bailey

Person1:can you see that fat bastard over their ?
Person2:yeah it’s Bailey

by Lily Arnold November 21, 2022