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Saddle blasted

Vigorous unglatation of the midsection while straddling/riding. A show of domination during cotius. The result is an overpowered show of strength leaving the recipient drained and humiliated.
My tinder date "saddle blasted"my dick so hard, I may never be able to have sex again.
by Matdakis September 16, 2025
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donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.
"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.
by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017
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afterwork blast

The act of getting home from a long day of work and fucking your wife right after with your clothes on and your dick ripping out your pants. And your shoes on too.
Hey gurl Im home wanna fuck
Oh yes daddy yessssss

Oh yeah baby givvvv me an afterwork blast *moan*
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 18, 2022
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block blast

fun game that le sunshine probably plays, it is also a good game for Jameso B. the 3rd becuase he is very smart.
block blast. Leborn is also the goat and I like him.
I like to eat block blast becuase is big
by Casper the leborn James November 19, 2024
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Color Blasting

When gang affiliated n*ggas shoot each other in cold blood for no reason other than the color of the gang they're repping on their drip
"Yo Tyreek, did you hear them crip niggas were color blasting last night? They capped Jamar!" Tyreek: "Man fuck Jamar he always was getting us blood into some dumb shit."
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Flap blasting

1: To blow excessive fat off of a body with a shotgun; usually referring but not limited to the fat of ones back.

2: To completely blow someone away with a shotgun.
Dude you got a 7 kill-streak flap blasting everyone with that SPAS-12!
by Metalvayne October 5, 2011
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Jacobina Junk-blast

(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.
Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.
by Cincy Steamer April 26, 2008
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