August 8

Other than the 88 rising rapper August 08, 8/8 is either the end of the world or the start of a new one. A very dramatic day in which you have the opportunity to do extreme whims and hit or miss. Consider it a push from Korean Jesus to encourage your pussical self to do that one thing you've been thinking about all week but seem too shakey in the knees to actually do.

Obama: Man... guess what day it is...
White Obama: Oh shit it's August 8, are you gonna finally gonna run for president?
Obama: It's Nerf or nothing now

by Ayyobich October 20, 2019

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August 5th

National prank day.

Jerry: dude I killed my dog man.
Tom: Say you swear bro.
Jerry: nah man I’m js pranking you it’s august 5th
Tom: ohhh yah today is national prank day you got me good man.

by Jackflin August 5, 2023

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July-August

if you were born in these months then your dad failed no nut november

“Fuck i just learned our dads failed no nut november”

“how?”

“we were born July-August“

“fuck”

by this username sucks August 7, 2021

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august 2

femboy appreciation day

today you go to your femboy friend and appreciate them

guy: "yo its august 2nd, its femboy appreciation day. your cool bro"

femboy: "thanks :3"

by @a on rec room August 1, 2023

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august winstead

someone who has beautiful eyes, usually super tan, is amazing in bed, very talkative and a nice body. perferably girl. may mot be tall but not short, and the names meaning to take the life out of the sun, meaning, there bright

august winstead is amazing!

by Carter Wood July 6, 2011

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