Alabama Mud Worm

The act of not wiping after pooping then sticking a pinky up your ass then putting it in your partners ass.

Hey babe, we’re out of tp. Guess it’s time for an Alabama mud worm.

by Mothers disappointment January 10, 2020

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Alabama Cement Mixer

This is when little sister is giving dad a blow job and he finishes in her mouth. She then hold it in and continues to give her brother head until he finishes. After that, she opens her mouth and swirls the load with her tongue. Thus the Alabama cement mixer? The commercial version of the Alabama cement mixer is win father and son find a prostitute to provide the same service.

Hey Billy, tell your sister it’s time for an Alabama cement mixer.

by Rotten robbie April 23, 2023

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Alabama double wide

The act of placing two couches face-to-face to make a makeshift bed for intercourse

We didn’t have a bed . So I pulled an Alabama double wide . So we could fuck

by CCC420 January 20, 2023

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Alabama Attack Squirrel

A unique Squirrel breed found in Athens, Alabama. From the genus Sciurus, sub-genus Paulkrus Deeznuts. An agile cage-dwelling rodent with a bushy tail, typically feeding on nuts, seeds, but primarily MethamphetamineS. It is believed the meth diet increases in the Squirrel‘s agility, stealth, and mammalian predator instinct. It is believed by the trainer aka “meth head” that the squirrel becomes something to fear.

Ronnie, release the Alabama Attack Squirrel!

OMG Mickey, the meth house was raided and the police seized your Alabama Attack Squirrel.

You don’t want me to get the Alabama Attack Squirrel 🐿 involved.

by The Alabama Muff Diver January 26, 2022

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