Smith Corona

Da brand of "dinosaur" mechanical typewriter dat made you so frustrated dat you'd likely need to drink fresh-lime-imbued pale-ale from a clear-glass bottle in order to tolerate da ordeal of using said clackety-clack unit to create documents.

In my younger days, I hadda use a clunky Smith Corona if I didn't wanna laboriously write everything out by hand. I'm a absolutely lousy typist even today, and therefore I totally wear out da "backspace" key on my computer-keyboard; dunno how I didn't take up drinking as a younger dude from all of dat stress of trying to hit da right keys every time.

by QuacksO August 26, 2019

Ollie Smith

The smallest thing in existence

An ant is similar to Ollie smith .

by Absolute unit 2834 September 7, 2019

darrel smith

The Man, the Myth, The Legend

I wish i was as cool as that darrel smith.

by Goovey Like a drive in movie December 13, 2017

Al smith

The most dumbest person you'll ever meet and the freakiest guy in the sheets

Yo Al smith he's a different guy in the bed.

by 4890 unknown December 25, 2017

gordon smith

Pieceofshitscumbagwhocouldgivelessthantwofucksaboutthelivesofthekidsinthetownhesocalledloves.

“I’m so happy we don’t have school today!”
“Yeah same, but gordon smith really fucked over those east longmeadow kids.”

by big666cock666slayer666 April 24, 2018

cliff smith

A man who is pecan brown and is prone to suffering in cold weather.

Cliff smith is out there looking like a gingerbread man with all them clothes on

by Youngmiller January 12, 2018

Leightin Smith

that one stupidly beautiful person that u would want to date or hang out with. y'all would laugh at video games and watch cartoons while eating fairy bread. they're also that one edgy cool kid in the back of the class 😎 😎 😎

woah, Leightin Smith has a huge dick

by spaceboiiccom September 16, 2017