greasy potato

A person of low intelligence and easily offended. Oftentimes they believe they are smart and being offended proves it.

I called this girl a greasy potato after she said she was offended by my hatred of lawn gnomes. She said it was offensive to Norwegians.

by comradegrizzly August 2, 2023

Potato Head

A Russian-Kazakh Minecraft nerd who calls you 'Fucking Donkey' and shouts at you when you move 1 pixel in the wrong direction in Minecraft, and who's name might or might not be 'Ivan'.

Guy 1: i'm going to build a functioning chair in my Minecraft survival world
Potato Head: You fucking donkey stop it you're wasting time you don't need it just kill the iron golem you donkey!
Guy 1: Ok Potato Head

by Neovenatoor May 14, 2023

Big potato

Big lady butt

I grabbed the big potato

by Pryocatfish October 23, 2019

Goth potato

A goth potato is another name for Trinity edeke

Trinity is a goth potato.

by Jay Tripp October 26, 2019

twin potato

twin potato means that a person is very close to you and is like ur twin

john is mary’s twin potato they are always seen tgt

by burritoyeah October 30, 2019

Potato Day

Every last Thursday is potato day, that means you have to eat something made of potato.

November the 9 (09.11) is the holiest day for the potato. Where you have to eat or drink (vodka) for every meal.

Bro 1: You got the vodka?
Bro 2: Yes of course it’s potato day!

by Holy leader of Potatos November 1, 2019

Mashed Potatoes

your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed :0

explanation: chewing potatoes mashes them ;)

To me, you are a mashed potato (mashed potatoes).

by allyson and ashley and audrey December 1, 2020