Morgan Reid

Morgan Reid is a "batty yute"...

by greenpear2012 February 23, 2022

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morgan and edgar

the best couple in the whole fucking world

random fuck:have you heard of morgan and edgar?
other random fuck:no who that actually fuck are they?
random fuck: look it up in the damn dictionary

by fuckingchokemedaddy April 15, 2022

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Dexter Morgan

Widely considered as a sociopath or messed up obsessed psychopath who is obsessed with cooking red meat beefs. He turns into a monster(he calls his killer instincs as dark passenger) after experiencing his mother's brutal execution with chainsaw made by drug dealers in a container. In my opinion Dexter's last season was full of disappointment and his behaviors on last season were against the nature and definiton of a psychopath. So my personal opinion is he is a pure sociopath. BTW His son is a real pimp. Except from the last season, it's totally a masterpiece and you should read the book of show.

Jacob: I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask not just me.
Mark: Patrick Bateman?
Jacob: lol, Dexter Morgan.
Mark: Difference?
Jacob: At least he does not slay innocent ladies.
Mark: Lol, 'innocent ladies'
Jacob: Shh, don't give spoilers.

by WeebLawStudent October 04, 2023

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craptain morgan

When you take a crap while standing with your right foot propped onto the back of the toilet. I.E. To shit like a captain.

Cindy doesn't know why there's poop water all over the floor. It's because Richard took a Craptain Morgan and water splashed everywhere.

by Sawboss800 January 16, 2016

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Captain Morgan stance

When a guy takes a piss with his foot propped up on something (Usually the side of the bath tub) like Captain Morgan stands with his foot on a barrel.

I like your bathroom, I can pee Captain Morgan stance in it.

by DrKarate September 21, 2012

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