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Knife in Lemon

The greatest tragedy to befall America in recent history
Yo, Knife in Lemon was so sad. Alexa, Play Despacito
by Stephan Roberto September 11, 2018
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hereโ€™s the recipe for lemon soup:
9 lemons, 2 cups of water, 6 ๐Ÿ†, 12 ๐Ÿ‘, and 7 ๐Ÿ’. you boil the lemons with their skin on for 69 minutes then cut them and juice them into a pot. then you cut up the ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ and boil them in the lemon boiling water for 3h. then once you do that, mix all your ๐Ÿ‘, ๐Ÿ’, ๐Ÿ†, ๐Ÿ‹, and ๐Ÿ’ฆ together and let simmer for 1h. then add 1-2 cups of brown sugar and mix while still on the heat. let cool then ur done. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‹ soup.
billy: dude i really want some lemon soup.
james: dude i got the recipe for the best lemon soup. itโ€™s got ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ in it too!
billy: cool gimme the recipe for ur Lemon soup ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘
james:bet. once u make this tho ur gonna have all the girls/guys wanting to try ur ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ’ฆ
billy: bet dude
*billy goes home and makes Lemon soup ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘*
random hot person: hey ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
billy: hey
random hot person: lemme get some of ur ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
billy: wait do u want my ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ or my Lemon soup ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘
random hot person: both ๐Ÿ˜‰
billy: ok bet
*billy and random hot person share some Lemon soup ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘ and ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜*
*billy to james on phone*: dude u were right
*james to billy on phone*: yeah dude Lemon soup ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘ gets u girls/guys/nb ppl
*billy to james on phone*: yeah random hot person wanted my ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘ and ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜
*james to billy on phone*: i want ur ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘ and ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜
*billy shows up at jamesโ€™s house*
billy: bet ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ
the end ๐Ÿ˜˜
by lemon soup July 21, 2023
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Lemon Hummus

Sweet passionate kisses from oneโ€™s true love.
Hey! I miss you, darling! Can I come over for some lemon hummus?
by A Mott April 24, 2025
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Lemon Droppers

when one finds their lemon drop candy box containing only rabbit droppings. Often arises as a joke or dare at the lemon drop factory.
Johnny: Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids.
Trix Rabbit: I'll trade you these unopened lemon drops for your cereal!
Johnny: Okay! Hey, these aren't lemon drops, their just rabbit poop
Trix Rabbit: Haha, I gave you lemon droppers! Screw you kid!
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
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Bitter Lemon

A rude elderly person, who often despises anything new, or wasn't around when they were younger.
Man, I can't stand living with Maria. The Bitter Lemon is always getting on my nerves.
by dolb February 26, 2024
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Lemon

I use it as an insult, means your slow or stupid.
Shut up you fucking lemon!
by SootFoldier March 14, 2022
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lemon tech

The act of grinding Psychedelic mushrooms and mixing them with pure lemon juice in a cup to further the strength of the psychedelic effects
Hey man have you ever lemon teched? Youโ€™d trip balls
by Shaggys hacks February 5, 2023
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