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Army girlfriend

The kind to have a badass dog looking after her back while he's away, doing the important stuff. She's the one looking after her own back (and his) even when opening the front door, would be a shame if someone was waiting behind it, or her.

She can do just about anything, she's intelligent, she reads books, she speaks many languages, she can cook, write, and sing to entertain, but if you ask her to climb a mountain she'll say "let's go!" She's a nurse and a doctor, a good friend, she's funny, intuitive, and loyal.

She's never bored, and is incredibly hot though she remains a gentle flower. She's kind, honest, and has values. Just know one thing: never to mess with her, her tempers are as bad as a tornado charged with two tons of dynamite.
- Did she really walk during 12 hours, under that heat during the day, and cold at night, with no food nor water?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- Did she really write a book, poems, songs, and other essays ?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- Did she really record several albums?
- Yeah, army girlfriend!

- That's ugly, have you seen the size of that wound?!!!!
Army girlfriend is already running to get the first aid kit while calling the ambulance.
by Julie Dubois November 24, 2019
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the gay shady girlfriend

A girlfriend that hides your relationship from all of her friends. Someone who doesn't show enough affection towards you.
Linda: Have you seen Bre? I miss her, all I want to do is kiss her.
Elena: You're dating Bre? She was out last night getting wasted, that's all I know.
Linda: Wow, so that's why she couldn't message me back.
Elena: I'm sorry but you have "the gay shady girlfriend"
Linda: I love her...
by Toogaytofunction July 31, 2012
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National Message your girlfriend day

Every boy has to give a message to their girl whenever she ask for one
Girlfriend: Today is National Message your girlfriend day I want a message right now. Boyfriend: Alright
by NoelJoneson October 14, 2021
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May 12 stay home with girlfriend

May 12 is the day you stay home with your girlfreind to takw care of how we feel, think and act. It also helps to give us a better view on things that could seem unmanageable
May 12 stay home with girlfriend: May 12 I went home to spend the day with my girlfriend instead of going to school, since it was stressful and my girlfriend made me feel much better
by Mi1763 May 11, 2022
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November 18 Sent your girlfriend your abs day

Boyfriend sents girlfriend his abs
Girlfriend why did you sent me your abs

Boyfriend it's November 18 baby
November 18 Sent your girlfriend your abs day boyfriend sents girlfriend his abs
Girlfriend shook tank me later :')
by Hehehee :) November 18, 2020
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my girlfriend hates me

When you're girlfriend won't tell you the surprise she has for you on your one year anniversary.
by 1173666 July 13, 2017
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Kiss girlfriend day

On Oct 28 it’s national Kiss your girlfriend day
Hey bby “grabs girlfriend and kisses her” ily on kiss girlfriend day
by Girlfriend_Boyfriends October 27, 2021
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