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Youtuber Fight

Usually between two or more dead youtubers that try to revive their popularity and funds by broadcasting a pay per view match usually ending in an unsatisfying ending no matter who wins.
Todd: You hear about the match between KSI and Logan Paul?
Jeff: I don't care about some shitty Youtuber Fight
by McButterMilkBiscuit August 25, 2018
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YouTube

Youtube: An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a
moment of offensive and pointless stupidity
A person farts in a crowded elevator and screams «It was !" and
laughs maniacally. It smells really bad and people start to get sick.
The person starts to play a Tiktok compilation on full volume
without using headphones. This person is a Youtube.
by TurtleWithATopphat January 25, 2023
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Youtube

Youtube is a snake
He's eating the hardworking of people, especially army's hardworking. So, please, everyone, go on AppStore and give him 1 star(1*)

And of course we want 10M back, thank you.
-Oh my God, did you see what Youtube
did to BTS?
-Yes, Youtube sucks nowdays
by Innocent Army April 13, 2019
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YouTube News

"YouTube news" is another way of saying "old news" or "I already heard about it". If someone tells you something that you have already heard about, you can respond by saying "YouTube news".

This phrase communicates that, like news that spreads throughout the universe very quickly via YouTube, you have already heard about it. It takes 5 minutes for new news to mature into YouTube news (aka old news).

Thanks to YouTube (and texting), news gets old really fast. YouTube news is new news that is already old. However, YouTube news does not have to refer to things that are ACTUALLY on YouTube. "You Tube news" usually refers to things that only matter to you, your personal friends, and the fake friends you have on facebook.

HOW TO USE THE PHRASE:

You usually just say, "YouTube news" without any other words accompanying the phrase. The words "YouTube news" explain exactly what you mean all by themselves.

If it has been 5 minutes since an event, there is a 99.9% chance that EVERYONE who could possibly give a shit about it already knows every damn detail (thanks to texting). Consequentially, the phrase "It's been 5 minutes" can be used in conjunction with the phrase "YouTube news".
EXAMPLE 1:

MARY: Guess what! Johnny and I got engaged!

BILLY: YouTube news.

MARY: But he only proposed 5 minutes ago.

BILLY: Yeah, I know.

EXAMPLE 2:

JILL: You're never going to believe this: Heather's car broke down in the middle of the Siberian tundra and she almost froze to death.

BOBBY: YouTube news. It's been 5 minutes.

EXAMPLE 3:

MARK: Dude, I spilled my coffee on an old lady and she burned to death.

JOHN: It's been 5 minutes. Already heard about it.

MARK: Damn YouTube news.

EXAMPLE 4:

OSCAR: Hey man, you're never going to believe this! I got a call from... oh yeah, it's been 5 minutes. You already know about it.

JACK: Yeah, YouTube news.
by jackette55 July 23, 2011
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carrying youtube o

'' carrying youtube'' that's something nick sturniolo is doing right now.
a: ''who should i watch?
b: ''nick sturniolo, hes carrying youtube on his back rn''
by sturniolotripletslover123 August 25, 2023
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Youtube-iquitous

Describing someone who is famous for no real reason but is all over youtube.
That guy who owns the music store is nobody, but he starts making a few videos and now he's Youtube-iquitous.
by Gwynderlaine October 14, 2014
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Youtube inner zone

A very common part of youtube.
An inner circle which most know.
Troom troom is a part of (YouTube's) youtube inner zone.
by Ze koffing boy December 13, 2020
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