Whale

Whales are robots created by the government to eat political dissidents.

I told my 18-year old conservative son not to go whale watching in Puerto Vallarta because I fear that whale could eat him for posting something on Twitter stating "Facts don't care about your feelings".

by BetterSkatez January 25, 2021

Whale

You...

Wow you're such a whale...

by @GurlWhales/HannahMontana May 21, 2018

whale meat

The penis of a person who spends large amounts of money on mobile games.

Look, honey, if you want to borrow that platinum card of his you better get to like the taste of whale meat, you get me? And let him keep playing that superhero game.

by irenegoodnight August 20, 2024

Whaling

When someone is over reacting.

Wow Hailey is totally whaling right now.

by Jayrs03 December 31, 2017

Humpback Whale

two really gay whales

"humpback whales are gay"

by BrokeBack Whale March 5, 2024

trumpbacked whale

A loud and obnoxious Trump loyalist who perpetuates his lies and rejects his criminal offenses.

Another trumpbacked whale is headed for prison.

by Tahobo March 23, 2024

fat whale

Fat Whale- Typically meaning Aondrea, she's fat and looks similar to an obese whale.

Hey, look! It's a FAT WHALE !!!

by realkawaiipineapple2145 October 6, 2022