by sarvasana March 26, 2024
Get the Unicornmug. by Erb Toh June 11, 2020
Get the Unicorn ridemug. The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
- Did you hear about David getting arrested?
- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by anonymous December 19, 2021
Get the Southern Unicorn Cookmug. Sammm ryhmes with damnnn for a reason. She's probably the coolest person you know, and the kinda person you would want in your life. She's pretty damn amazing, and a fantastic friend. She is also most commonly in love with a guy named Evan.
"Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn is that Sam the Unicorn over there?????"
"oh shit, Sam is flirting with Evan again!!!!!!!"
"oh shit, Sam is flirting with Evan again!!!!!!!"
by Listentomuzic07 February 7, 2014
Get the sam the unicornmug. A unicorn 🦄🦄
Most Uncommon animal
Is really great at these sports
⚾🏀🏈
Unicorns are
Kb
Jalen Green
Rj Hampton
Jalen Suggs
Most Uncommon animal
Is really great at these sports
⚾🏀🏈
Unicorns are
Kb
Jalen Green
Rj Hampton
Jalen Suggs
Kb is a unicorn because he is Uncommon.
by Kb Unicorn July 11, 2019
Get the Unicornmug. Where the male places his penis hole on a subject's tear duct, then proceeds to ejaculate directly onto said duct(or ducts)
Rebecca: Gosh Mom, One minute we were dancing and laughing and do shots of Cuervo. Then, next thing I know, I wake up in the back of Trevor's van with pink eye.
Mother: It takes a special lady to receive the Unicorn's Eyelash darling...I hope you wore clean panties...Save the Belft for the third date.
Mother: It takes a special lady to receive the Unicorn's Eyelash darling...I hope you wore clean panties...Save the Belft for the third date.
by DT Smith March 26, 2008
Get the Unicorn's Eyelashmug. by STEVELICKGUY June 19, 2014
Get the unicorn tonguemug.