Unicorn

A horse who’s a little more horny than usual. Derived from the Robot Chicken Unicorn who is a pervert.

If you polish a unicorns horn long enough you get magical unicorn mayonnaise.

by Madmatt September 25, 2021

Unicorn

Sigal

Sigal the unicorn

by Not clickbait April 8, 2018

Unicorn

When a type one diabetics blood sugar is exactly at 100, which can be rare, so, they call it a unicorn.

Violet- look at my blood sugar, it's 100!

Mya- Oh wow, it's a unicorn!

by vbragg1 September 8, 2025

Unicorn

Horses with a horn on their head which are often seen in fictional stories.
They only let pure maidens ride them.
This leads to their other name "horny horses with a virgin fetisch"

Girl: I want to see a Unicorn
Unicorn:
*mouth watchers at the thought of a little girl riding it*
Come over here you can ride me all night

by Fredzillian November 20, 2019

unicorn bait

A couple who are both so hot it's as-if they're baiting you into unicorning for them (being their third in a threesome)

Did you see Tessa Thompson in that movie with Chris Hemsworth? The two of them together are real unicorn bait if you ask me.

by c coop September 30, 2025

unicorn threesome

When 3 people have unicorn horns (dildos) on their heads and they all get fucked simultaneously whilst on their knees which makes a fuck circle.

"Since we're all dressed like unicorns for Halloween, we should have a unicorn threesome!"

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

Trim those unicorn bristles

Stop being an ad-hominem nazi douchebag

"Ok bud, you probably think China isn't _real_ communism"
"LOL, trim those unicorn bristles, bub"

by FloozyFoot June 30, 2022