Space Station 13

Your objective: Survive on the most dangerous space station-sci fi simulator. What is your biggest enemy there? Xenomorphs? Space Dragons? The AI? Clowns? ADMEMES? No...it is literally every fucking player (autist). Go and do your job, which will last from an hour in a place like virologist (if you do not instantly set loose corrupted blood v.2 and get beaten into a bloody pulp by everyone until they cough out their lungs), to several minutes like security (get beaten up by the clown), scientist (get beaten up by security), clown (get beaten up by everyone) or medbay worker (get your department blown up in 5-10 minutes). Aside these there also are antagonists. They can be lame and undefeatable (like a halfway intelligent scientist making spiders or a botanist planting kudzu in arrivals), to fun for some time and rather challenging (a chad wizard or a nightmare roaming the station) to epic battles destroying half the station but needing every ressource usable (like a xenomorph attack with an epic ripley-queen duel or cargo-revolutionaries against sec and sci). Due to the incompetence, enorm tryharding or complete randomness (e.g. setting the AI back to normal, deleting catpeople out of the list of humanoid beings and starting another great weeb purge) of many players, the gods who created this game invented the function, that the players decide when a station is ready to be left and marooning half the loyal nantotrasen workers on the biohazardous wreck in the process.

"Space Station 13, a marvellous, unique and incredibly shitty game, 10/10 don't play it"

- A literal god

by YeetForHarambe January 21, 2021

Kerbal Space Program

Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You play the game by building phallic rockets and trying to get your little green turds, or Kerbals as the game calls them, into the cold, dark emptiness of space trying to get to other planets. Playing Kerbal Space Program regularly will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.

NASA boss: So why would I hire you for this job?

You: I play Kerbal Space Program

NASA boss: *Startled voice* Of course, right this way!

by FrailFlunky99 November 10, 2020

Waste of fucking space

A worthless excuse for a human being. If female usually as about 4 kids by 4 different fathers...One of the suckers she leeches onto for child support. She gets as many benefits as possible....at all costs avoiding work. She will screw anyone then cry later...but nothing is ever her fault. She has an excuse for every shitty choice she has ever made in her sorry ass excuse for a life.

Man I can't believe that bitch Pam is still working the system..." ...."Yeah what a waste of fucking space she is"..."True Dat

by Istoppedthegravytrain August 4, 2010

Alt+Space+C

The big brain method to get a noob to quit.

Alt+Space opens the right click menu on the top, C is the shortcut to close it when the menu is open.

Noob has joined the game

Noob: How do I _____?
Someone: Alt+Space+C

Noob has left the game

by Phexonilow May 21, 2020

team space dicks

The filthiest group on Steam with the filthiest Steam users

Steam user 1: "Hey, wanna be friends?"
Steam user 2:"OK, oh your in Team Space Dicks, yeah never mind"

by Admiral Ass Blaster March 3, 2016

Parking Space Bitch

Someone who parks their fancy car in multiple spots so nobody scratches it, but parks your car in, preventing you from leaving.

Girl: Sorry I'm late
Guy: Traffic?
Girl: No, it was a Parking Space Bitch.

by the-n January 21, 2016

Kerbal Space Program

An amazing spaceship building simulator that got some bad reviews because the devs updated the EULA and some people read it wrong. Developed by Squad and published by Private Division

Kerbal Space Program in a nutshell...
Kerbal #1: Hey, what if our ship exploded mid-flight?
Kerbal #2: Don't worry, it was well designed.
Narrator: It was not well designed...
Ship: *explodes mid-flight*

by Lilhappi June 14, 2018