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Robert Ernest Coleman

The largest and most profitable clown there is. Has the funkiest, hair-burning, eyebrow-charring, nuclear weapon of breath. Can be found on the grill or at his girlfriend's house. Usually is interested in stallions, periodically abused, but can make you laugh in any situation (even if it's about him). He is an avid gambler and will get money in any shape or form. However, his breath is always in rare form.

Also wears tattered drawers.
Person 1: Aye, is that Robert Ernest Coleman Firing up the grill?
Person 2: Yeah, also heard his girl abused him
Person 1: Yeah, typical Robert Ernest Coleman
by NWOMegatron November 23, 2021
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The Roberts

To have a girlfriend that refuses to swallow your load, no matter how much Pineapple you eat.

Typically spitting it into their hand, cup or your side of the bed.

Can also be referred to as the Wilson Situation
Tayler: Ben did your missus swallow last night?
Ben: Nah, spat it onto my pillow.
Tayler: Sounds like your in the Roberts zone..
by Fuckerxxx July 23, 2019
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Robert

Has a huge penis and leaves a fat fucking shit wherever he goes.
Haaken: "Robert's penis is so big, I've literally seen it twice."

Jack: "I once saw him hop a fence both pre and post shit, and with the slightest of ease."

Matt: "Robert is definitely into vore or is at least a UPS worker."
by Archer Jaxx December 21, 2020
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Robert and Evelyn

Everyone envies the bond these two have with eachother, they have so much in common and they have a unique sense of humor that very few people are worthy enough to think their jokes are funny, i cannot express how alike they are

in words but when you're around them its obvious why they are with eachother. and anyone who doesn't think they should stay together forever, until they are grey and old, is just jealous that they can't mature and grow with a person as an individual and won't admit they are the variable that doesn't want to adapt to/know someone personally in their own failing relationship.
Robert and Evelyn are cute together =)
by YaKnoFoSho February 6, 2022
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Maximillian Robert Macias

A super sweet, amazing, good looking, funny, awkward {in a good way ^.^} adorable guy(:
Allie: Will You Go To SADIES With Me?(: <3
Maximillian Robert Macias: __________ {?}
by SADIES:) January 1, 2012
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Robert Donovan

Failed ROBLOX political group owner. known for notable groups under the control of the Democratic Party like, American Politics, Article One, Project America and many more.
ROBLOX noob: Have you heard of Robert Donovan?
Me: Hell Yeah!
by virginpickles February 25, 2024
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Barbie Roberts

Barbie Roberts is a talented, thoughtful, confident, kind woman. She is willing to help everyone of those in need. She's taught girls everywhere to aim high and maximise their potential, with her huge catalogue of careers and adventures.
She's an inspiration. She believes that everything is possible if you put your mind to it "you can be anything you want if you believe on who you are". Giving up is not her thing.
She loves her family and friends.

In some episode from her series, she also have flaws but she fully accepts herself. She showed that no matter how complicated things get, never give up and keep on going, trust that whatever happens, in the end everything will be just fine, just keep on fighting. She is perfectly imperfect, that's one of the things i love about her, even tho she have lots of different imperfections too from the different movies or episode from her series, she is still living her best life, she doesn't let that kinds of things get in her mind or affect her life, she doesn't let negativity stops her from dreaming.
person 1: barbie? omg yeeees, she's an inspiration! she's iconic! she's a good role model to young girls!
person 2: I don't just see barbie as plastic dolls but as a woman/girl who believes in herself, a woman who's full of kindness, courage, love and care towards everyone! a woman who sees the world beautifully despite every flaws❤️
person 3: barbie? omg yes she's part of my childhood!
person 4: barbie roberts? yes i know her she's an fictional character who's able to inspire lots of people like me❤️
by anj.. August 18, 2022
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