Two and a half men

A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.

I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

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permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

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urban men

how to describe a stupid person with the idea that their word is law and if they didn't see it it didn't happen.

their will be an urban men at the party tonight.

by ffffvf May 19, 2023

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Broke, Lonely, Isolated Men

You are doing that to them deliberately. It isn't their parents rasing them a certain way you are DELIBERATELY OSTRACIZING AND SABOTAGING (AND LIKELY ROBBING) MEN WHO WON'T BE IN YOU CAMP. You are DEFLECTING TO PARENTING BECAUSE YOU THINK YOUR INCEST CULT IS THE SOLUTION TO ALL THE WORLDS PROBLEMS AND IT IS NOT.

Hym "YOU'RE DOING THAT DELIBERATELY. YOU'RE MANUFACTURING THE BROKE, LONELY, ISOLATED MEN DELIBERATELY. AND THEN PIECE OF SHIT YOUTUBERS BLOVIATE ABOUT IT LIKE IT'S A MYSTERY. YOU'RE TAKING MY SHIT. YOU REFUSING TO ASSOCIATE WITH ME. THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO THE 'LONELY, BROKE, MEN' THEY ARE BROKE BECAUSE YOU NEED THEM TO BE BROKE. BECAUSE IF I'M NOT BROKE I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN YOU USES PATHETIC GOMERS WHO DESERVE NO RESPECT. THAT'S WHY THEY ARE BROKE. WHY ARE THEY ISOLATED? BECAUSE ONLY 2 TYPES OF PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED IN PUBLIC. FAGGOT ASS MATT. EVERYONE HE KNOWS IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS HIM. FAGGOT ASS OTHER MATT. EVERYONE HE KNOWS IS IN AN INCEST CULT. YOU'RE BOTH TRASH. YOU BOTH DESERVE TO HAVE YOUR KIDS MURDERED. THE ONLY SOLUTION... IS FOR YOU TO KILL YOURSELF GAYVE. YOU, YOUR KIDS, YOUR SPOUSE. AND ANYONE WHO EVEN VAGUELY RESEMBLES YOU NEEDS TO DO THE SAME!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024

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