man-tac

To receive one's acid reducer from giving and completing oral sex.
After eating this Mexican food with the girls at lunch, I am glad I got my man-tac before I got out of bed this morning. He has never shot off that much!!!
by bunny blew November 13, 2011
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man-steam

Since men are unable to cry due to being so manly, the best nature could give them is steam that comes from the tear ducts.
The end of Y: The Last Man was sad and it made me man-steam.
by splendid! September 02, 2010
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man brand

One's masculine credibility, which is enhanced or damaged by the choices that he makes.
Dude, put that Fluffy Navel down before someone sees you - you've gotta preserve your man brand.
by PremiumGuy September 09, 2010
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Paranoia Man

An extreme hypochondriac who thinks every small event could be signaling the end of the world. Wears tinfoil hats frequently and thinks swollen lymph nodes could be grave illnesses. Found frequently around the Baltic Sea, goes by the Hoss in some circles. Never go full paranoia man, could be dangerous.
Look at number 62...he got the wind knocked out of him and is going full paranoia man over the symptoms.
by Baltooo March 10, 2019
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Man's death

Any death wherein the extravagant circumstance elevates (by means of awesome and/or excess) to such an extent that nearly all men would deem acceptable for them self.
The Herald of the Zombie Apocalypse lifted a single finger pointed directly at Eric as the city's remnants began to swirl in a massive whirlpool of earth, glass, and gravel. Through the we could not see him as the torrent collapsed where he had stood, Matt mouthed a prayer-like whisper in quiet regard,

"A Man's Death."

It is unknown if he was viewed as a possible threat or was simply an illustration of malice for the dark times to come.
by Yasu2 April 13, 2009
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Man Period

A man who going through a phase where he is easily emotional, irritated, horny, tired, or any mental side effects of a women’s period.
why is chris being so emotional and annoying today, he must me on his Man period.
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Tuft Man

A man who usually pops his collar, but is white. On rare occasions, this great man wears his shirt backwards to raise vertigo awareness. That doesn't make sense but it's okay. You can easily identify tuft man by means of his soft, tuft goatee and the habit of constantly stroking it while browsing Yu-Gi-Oh forums while putting his hand in his pants.
Me: Dude look it's tuft man!
Viktor: He's wants your D man he's moving up next to you!!
by kpally November 09, 2011
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