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give oneself airs

to put on airs or give oneself airs: Fig. to act better than one really is; to pretend to be good or to be superior; to consider oneself above others; displaying arrogance.
What a jerk! Why give oneself airs? She's no better than any of us.

When you'll get enough of giving yourself airs and talking nonsense, the rest of us little people can carry on with the meeting.
by MistyAir August 29, 2009
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texas air conditioning

cold beer held in crotch while driving.
frosty cold one between legs while operating pickup truck or old cadillac. driving with texas air conditioning on.
by hnbc August 4, 2006
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Dutch air-conditioning

A Dutch oven without the sheet, where the perpetrator emits a smell so strong and thick in the air that it has the power to clear a room
"Man... that stinks... how could you do that to a loved one... turn down the dutch air-conditioning"
by pdizzlewizzle April 6, 2016
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recycled air

When someone basically repeats what has been said by a previous person in order to make themselves seem more amusing. Mostly used on YouTube.
waterforsale: "I hate cranky drive thru people's voices. They're like 'I'm sorry SIR, but we don't serve that!' "
lYk3OrIgIoNaL: "Yeah dude, mad people at the drive in bug me. They're like 'Can I help you?!' "

commentor: Wow...lYk3OrIgIoNaL, that was some good recycled air.
by Always... December 31, 2007
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air biscuit

An air biscuit is when you have a fat fucking shit and the bag of minstrels that just fell out of you will not flush
"Danny come and look at this air biscuit, it looks like a piece of cheese on toast in a washing up bowl"
by Inar Notlef May 20, 2007
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Air Bud Rule

The rule of all sports that pretty much anything goes unless specifically prohibited in "the rules."
Tim: What do you mean the dog can't play? Don't you remember in air bud when the ref says: "Ain't no rules says a dog can't play basketball." ?

Ref: damn you Air Bud Rule...
by mg67 September 25, 2011
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Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.

A standard BJ, only when the woman has an ice cube in her mouth so that your dick may be cooled and refreshed for further use.

Best used on extremely hot days after physical labor, when you have sustained an injury to your penis, or after intense sexual endeavors.
1) It was 98 degrees while I was mowing the lawn, so I had my woman cool me down with the old Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
2) At baseball practice I got nailed in the dick by a baseball, it hurt so bad that the only cure was a good old Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
3) We boned for like 8 hours, my dick was so sore that I absolutely needed a Mcgrath Air-Conditioner in order to not contract ED.
by coolkidcookscrack May 5, 2010
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