shit tool

the glass pipe meth is smoked from

Hey James, I got something to wake you up if you have a "shit tool".

by kittyNdahood May 9, 2010

Tool

Dylan Stewart

Dylan is a huge a tool.

by wayment September 1, 2019

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

Smartest Tool in the Shed

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.

He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.

He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.

by Gmannetje June 27, 2022

tool

a piece of software that carries out a particular function, typically creating or modifying another program.

The tool streamlined the development process, automating repetitive tasks.

by Arminkshipper August 9, 2024

Tool

Used to describe someone you can’t stand but has everything piece of equipment you need to do the job just “OK”.

This job has to get done, we need the correct tool. Let’s call Greg Zanni

by Datdewd July 6, 2021

Tool

One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is a retard. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-esteem.

That tool, David Albogas, dosen't even know she's just using him.

by João Presunto July 11, 2012