A unicorn that used to exist that trucked all the animals. This is why they do not exist any longer.
Naamah: Noah do you see that unicorn?
Noah: Oh goodness yes we can't bring that on the arc.🤦 ♂️ We can't let Jesus see that!! Write it down as a "fucker unicorn" and let's hurry up and fucking leave so it doesn't follow us.😬
Noah: Oh goodness yes we can't bring that on the arc.🤦 ♂️ We can't let Jesus see that!! Write it down as a "fucker unicorn" and let's hurry up and fucking leave so it doesn't follow us.😬
by A hen fucking a whale March 19, 2017
Get the fucker unicornmug. Where the male places his penis hole on a subject's tear duct, then proceeds to ejaculate directly onto said duct(or ducts)
Rebecca: Gosh Mom, One minute we were dancing and laughing and do shots of Cuervo. Then, next thing I know, I wake up in the back of Trevor's van with pink eye.
Mother: It takes a special lady to receive the Unicorn's Eyelash darling...I hope you wore clean panties...Save the Belft for the third date.
Mother: It takes a special lady to receive the Unicorn's Eyelash darling...I hope you wore clean panties...Save the Belft for the third date.
by DT Smith March 26, 2008
Get the Unicorn's Eyelashmug. by STEVELICKGUY June 19, 2014
Get the unicorn tonguemug. by Donttouchthatsockmum March 16, 2023
Get the Unicornmug. Hey, I have cocaine and a boner! Wanna do a dusty unicorn ?
I did so many dusty unicorns off that guy's dick last night, my nose hurts.
They were doing so many dusty unicorns off me last night, I feel like my dick might fall off.
I did so many dusty unicorns off that guy's dick last night, my nose hurts.
They were doing so many dusty unicorns off me last night, I feel like my dick might fall off.
by B-Jects March 24, 2025
Get the Dusty Unicornmug. Richard: "Hey Guys, I have blow, wanna do a dusty unicorn off my boner?"
"Hey, you ever done a dusty unicorn? Cause I got blow... And an erection"
Cocaine and an erection... All the ingredients you need for a dusty unicorn.
"Hey, you ever done a dusty unicorn? Cause I got blow... And an erection"
Cocaine and an erection... All the ingredients you need for a dusty unicorn.
by B-Jects March 12, 2025
Get the Dusty Unicornmug. Where a male attaches a dildo on his forehead and lays on his back, while his partner (most of the times male) rides the dildo that is on his head, then bends over and starts giving the male a blow-job.
“Me and my husband wanted to try something new in bed so we tried the double unicorn,”
Bobby told his friend,“it was very pleasurable but I’m worried that if we do it more often he could start developing back problems.”
Bobby told his friend,“it was very pleasurable but I’m worried that if we do it more often he could start developing back problems.”
by JizzJazz the space girl January 12, 2020
Get the Double unicornmug.