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girl-squirrel

What da young NASA engineer Mark Rober discovered dat "Phat Gus" was during his "ninja-warrior obstacle course" squirrel-feeder experiment.
After discovering dat "Phat Gus" was "not a dude" (said gray chatterer was so roly-poly --- and had such a prodigious appetite --- due to being FULL OF BABIES, not from overeating), Mark Rober renamed his small furry "girl-squirrel" friend "Phantastic Gus".
by QuacksO February 24, 2021
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The Flying Squirrel

When you stretch your nut sack out flat and curve the ends like flying squirrel wings and roll out.
This place is wack I'm about to do The Flying Squirrel and glide outta here.
by B.Nilez July 3, 2021
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to be squirrelled

Being squirelled,led on a seemingly harmless task that goes magically ary! Lead to water and left to own devices and end up building a superstructure to pour a simple glass of water!
To be squirrelled is When your ADHD GF sets you up knowing you have squirrel moments just like she does! Then she snickers as I wonder around the Forrest looking at what she started saying and gotten lost in my own thoughts of sparkly, colourful things!
by Hyrotig May 25, 2018
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squirrel

That one kid in class that never gets their work done. Usually uses the phrases; 'bruh' 'your mom' and 'oop'.
Squirrel get back to work. What are doing? not your work.

Who spilled the water everywhere? Squirrel did.

What's up Squirrel? Back at it again.
by bruuuski November 7, 2019
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Squirrel

Crowley: Moose, Squirrel.
by Deanxcas March 3, 2021
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Squirrel Dancer

A desperate and unattractive person (Typically, but not exclusively female) on the dancefloor of a nightclub that makes a pass at a man during the last few minutes before closing.
A friend may observe: "Careful mate, the Squirrel Dancer will go twice round the floor, then home for your nuts."
by Dr_Retro December 22, 2008
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Mexican Squirrel

What the hell is playing the mariachi music?
That Mexican Squirrel over there.
by AITMA Ballz April 25, 2022
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