rusty sunglasses

When someone is having anal sex and pulls out quickly and drags there penis across the other persons eyes.

Dude, I totally gave this girl rusty sunglasses last night, she looked like David hasselhoff!

by captain corpse November 11, 2012

rusty horse

When a man sticks his head up another man's ass and they pretend to be a centaur.
The man on top can shoot a bow and arrow, but it's optional.

Centaurs are beautiful creatures, but rusty horses are more majestic.

The other day I went to the rodeo and rusty horsed in the stables with my partner, luckily he didn't bring his bow and arrow this time.

by PJBJ January 24, 2017

rusty mushroom

upon finishing anal sex when the male pulls out and has poop residue on his mushroom stick

Friend 1: Did you have fun with Heather last night?

Friend 2: Yea we had dinner and screwed and she let me put it in her backdoor but when we finished I had to go clean off ASAP because she left me with a rusty mushroom.

by SunDiablo September 6, 2013

rusty weapon

Rusty weapon – verb – rusty weapon is the act of using your saliva to lubricate your penis prior to intercourse when you have a big dip in your mouth.

"Kodiak is the best dip to use if you really need to slide in the backdoor for the first time."

"You know your a redneck if... giving your wife a rusty weapon is considered foreplay."

by Jell0saq January 28, 2013

Rusty Cup

A term used to describe a sports professional past his/her prime. Most commonly used in association with a washed-up baseball catcher or a previously successful golfer.

"He was such a good catcher, and now he's just an ol' rusty cup."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

rusty key

A penis that hasn't been used in a long while.

That old man probably hasn't used his rusty key in years!

by Brokencheerio April 22, 2016

Rusty sprinkler

When a guy pees into another person's butt and then said person excretes the urine on another's face.

Did you see Robert's face when Lauren gave him a rusty sprinkler?

by Itsmetho1 January 25, 2019