The California butthole spice cake is a 3 person sex act where the males applies lemon juice vinegar and tajin on they penis. Then the female shoves cake batter in her asshole and is fucked by both men at once until it burns so bad that she contracts an uncurable anal disease. The cake is never made this is a form of torture.
Took that bitch to the motel six, she was hungry so i gave her dat good ol california butthole spice cake
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